nd A A 9-9 STAR COMICS REAL LAUGHS EVERY DAY-KETTEN'S FAMOUS CARTOON O'HARA'S BRILLIANT HUMOR-NUGENT'S CLEVER PUZZLE-ALL THE RADIO NEWS LATEST NEWS PICTURES. CAN YOU BEAT IT? BY MAURICE KETTEN YES MY QUITE A GOOD THERE THIS SEASON THAT'S MY HUSBAND AT 'HAS A BIG INSECT BUSINESS DEMAND IS QUITE A OBTECTION TO POWDER FACTORY ISN'T IT. IN THE COUNTRY FOR IT THE TOO COUNTRY, MANY INSECTS THERE IS NO REASON FoR IS IT A IT's GUARANTEED 75 KILL A BOON To PEOPLE BEING ANNOYED SURE MOSQUITDES -GNATS MANKIND I BY INSECTS IF THEY 'D KILLER FLIES AND FLEAS AND ALL USE MY HUSBAND'S SUCH DON'T PESTS THE BUGS INSECT POWDER HAVE A CHANCE MY HUSBAND FORTUNE HAS OUT OF MADE IT WHY DON'T WE DO You Do A LAND BIG THE BUSINESS IS YOU USE IT USE IT! CAN YOU GROWING ALL THE TINE IN YOUR BEAT IT OWN HOME 'C Pl (055 C. KAT IS AFRAID OF A CERTAIN ANIMAL AND IS VERY HOME ANXIOUS TO REACH HIS HOME. TAKE YOUR PENCIL AND DRAW A PATH BETWEEN THESE LINES.
IF YOU SUCCEED IN MAKING A PATH TO HIS HOME WITHOUT CROSSING IT YOU WILL DRAW A PICTURE OF THE ANIMAL THAT HAS FRIGHTENED HIM. WHAT IS IT Copyright Press Publiting Co (New York World) 1929 NO! 1 TELL YOU I'm NOT LOOKING FOR ANY MORE FIGHTERS! IF WANT A MANAGER, GO AN' SEE DAN MORGAN OR SOME OTHER GUY WHEN DYNAMITE QUIT OE MAY THE RING I QUIT WITH HIM! "THINK HE CAN GooD DAY CUT LOOSE FROM BUT SPORTS JusT LISTEN LIKE THAT BUT HE. 1 IS MISTAKEN FOR ALL HIS THINKING Copyright Press Publishing Co. (New. York World) 1929 THE TEACHER IS THE TEACHER YOU SHOULD DOES HT WANT HAVE SOME DRESSES, ME TO COME WE'LL GO RIGHT DOWN To SCHOOL IN TOWN Now AND GET THESE CLOTHES- YoU SOME -SHE SENT ME HOME WHAT YOU'RE YES MISS RITZ- I'M GOING TO QUIT GETTING A BETTER HERE EDGAR JOB -ER WOULD YOU MIND WRITING ME A REFERENCE? PAPPY SEZ IF YEW FELLERS AIN'T GOT NO WHERE TEW SLEEP YEW KIN COME UP TEW OUR HOUSE.
O.K. THANKS SOCIETY 'ATTENDS BELMONT PARK RACE OPENING Listening On the Radio TONIGHT'S HIGHLIGHTS 6.15-Three Kings And A Queen. 6.30-Vincent Lopez orchestra. Park Central concert orchestra- 7-Lehn and Fink Serenade. WJZ 5.30.
7.30-"'The Ghost Hour." at 8-Veedol program. Sunshine Hour, with talk by R. E. 8.30-Maxwell House concert. Lee; songs by Gene Austin; piano 9-Atwater Kent mid- hour.
solo, George Gershwin; Old Man Sun- 9.30-Libby program. shine; the Cavaliers and other 'stars 10- Correct time. -WEAF chain at 7. 10-Amos 'n' Andy. 10.15-Correct time.
United States Marine BandWA11-Aviation weather forecast. BC at 7.30. Maxwell House concert WJZ WABC, New York, 860kc-349m chain at 8.30. 4 30-Twilight Round Table. 5.30-Cotton club band.
Amos 'n' Andy, blackface comedians 6-Rundback's orchestra. -WJZ chain at 10. 6.30-Gypsy Camp. Slumber Music-WJZ at 10.15. 7-Tower Health program.
7.15-Musical Vignettes. Jack Albin's orchestra- -WEAF at 7.30-U. S. Marine Band. 10.30.
8-Mystery Story. 8.30-Gold Seal Hour. WBAL, Baltimore, 1060kc-283m 9 Temple Hour. 7-Same as WJZ. 9.30-Show Boat.
7.30-Male quartet; xylophonist. 10.30-Dream Maker's Studio. 8 to 10-Same as WJZ. 11.01-Midnight Reveries. 10-Musical Memories.
WOR, Newark, 710kc-422m 10.30-Slumber Music, WJZ. Hotel orchestra. 11-Symphonic Ensemble. 6.30-String trio. WEAF, New York, 660kc- 6.30-Charley Hamp; aviation.
7-Salon orchestra. 4.30-Jolly Bill and Jane. 8-WOR Repertory. 4.55-Summary of programs. 8.30-The Music Rack.
5-Dinner concert. 9-Auto program. 5.55-Baseball scores. 9.30-The Frolickers. 6-Mid-week Federation Hymn Sing.
10-News: dance hour. 6.30-Coward Comfort Music. WGY, Schenectady, 190kc-380m 7-Sunshine Hour. 8-Seiberling Singers. 5.30-Studio orchestra.
8.30-Melody Moments. 6-Dinner concert. 9-Halsey, Stuart program. 6.25-Baseball scores. 930 -Victor program.
630-Rice string quartet. 10 Concert bureau 7-Agricultural program, 10.30-Jack Albin's orchestra. program. 7.30 to 10.30-Same as WEAF. 11-Phil Spitalny's Music.
10.30-Floyd Walter. organist. WLW, Cincinnati, 700kc-428m WJZ, New York, 760kc-395m 6-Organ recital. 3-Junior World Series. 6.25-Baseball scores.
5-Old Man Sunshine. 6.30 to 7.30-WJZ program. 5.25-Baseball 7.30-Novelty program. 5.30-Market reports. 8 to 9-WJZ programs.
5.55-Baseball scores. 9-Marmon-Roosevelt Hour. 6-Correct time. 9.30-Same as WJZ. 6-Talk, Jack Black.
10-Hollingsworth Hall. GO ON AM RING -I WON'T ANSWER OH FOR You MY GOSH EVERY TRUCK YOU DRIVER IN TOWN WANTS ME 76 MAKE A CHAMPION OUT OF HIM. BUT WHY NOT GO IN HERE? IF YOU GET A DRESS TODAY, YoU THE CAN START, BACK 76 SCHooL Of- LET Go 16 4 DRESS MAKER I'LL GLADLY OH THAT'LL BE GREAT WRITE ONE MISS RITZ AND EDGAR- I'LL JUST TO SHOW MY SAY THAT YOU'RE APPRECIATION A VERY HONEST MAN THERE YARE SNOOT DIDN'T I TELL YA WE'D SET IN RIGHT WITH THESE PEOPLE AFTER A WHILE! Associated Fress Photo Leaders of New York and Newport society attended the opening of the fall racing season at Belmont Park, N. Y. Above is shown the stirring finish of the day's feature race won by J.
B. Widener's Osmond from Balko Sagamore stables. At left is Mrs. Frank C. Henderson of New York and inset at right, Mrs.
Hunt Dickinson and Mrs. Charles H. Jackson of New York who attended the race. 10.30-Thiess' orchestra. 11-Trio; soloist.
11.30-Latin-American program. 12-Hotel Gibson orchestra. 12.30-Variety Hour. 1-Gene, Ford and Glenn. TOMORROW'S PROGRAM 3-Junior World Series, 5-Household talk, 5.15- Calvertons.
A RAP IF YOU ARE I'M NOT MAKING OF ANYBODY OUTA HERE BEFORE ARRESTED! IT'LL TAKE LONGER 6 to 7-Same as WJZ. WEAF, New York, 660kc-454m 4.30-Jolly Bill and Jane. 4.55-Summary of programs. 6-Dinner concert. 5.25-Baseball scores.
5.30-Raybestos Twins. 6. "The Eternal Question." Lights. 6.45-Talk, William Hard. 7-Concert orchestra: Cavaliers.
Tables." 8 30-Schradertown Band. 9 Stars of Melody. 9 30 Mars!" 10-Hotel St. Regis orchestra. 11-Park Central orcnestra, WJZ, New York, 760kc-395m 3- -Junior World Series.
5-Market reports. 5.25-Summary of programs, 5.30-Hotel Manger orchestra, 5 55-Baseball scores. 6 To announced. 6.30-Dixies Circus. 7-The Triadors.
7.30-Gillette Program. 8-Interwoven Pair. 8.30-Philco's Theatre Memories. 9-Armstrong Quakers. 9.30-Armour program.
10-Amos 'n' Andy. 10.15-Correct time. 10.15-Slumber Music. 11-Aviation weather forecast. WABC, New York.
860kc-349m 5-Twilight Round Table, 5.30-Littmann's Entertainers, 6-Herbert's Entertainers. 6.30-Fashion Plates. 1-De suerreotypes. 7.30-U. S.
Army band. 8 True Story Hour, 9-Bremer-Tully Time. 9.30-In a Russian Village, 10-Paramount orchestra. 10.30 -Paul Specht's orchestra. 11.01-Midnight Reveries.
WOR. Newark, 710kc-422m 6-Orchestra. 6.30 -Dinner concert. Kids." 7.30 Lone Star Rangers. 8-WOR Entertainers.
9 The Music Master; dance. 10-News; dance music. WGY. Schenectady, 790kc-380m 5.30-Same as WEAF. 6-Literary Cameos.
6.20-Health talk. 6.25-Baseball scores. 6.30-Musical program. 7-General Electric orchestra. 7.30-Arpeako Minstrels.
8 to 9-Same as WEAF. 9-General Electric concert. 9.30 features. WLW, Cincinnati, 700kc-428m 6-Memory Tunes. -Sport Sidelights.
625-Baseball, cores. 6,30 to programs, Advanture Moments, 9 to 10-Same as WJZ. 10 Gene, Ford and Glenn. 10.30 -Maytag Radioette. 11-Chime Reveries.
12-Hotel Gibson orchestra. 12.30- Sweet and Low Down. 1-Gene, Ford and Glen. 'HILD'S PUZZLE TOE'S MARY CAR MIXUP FRITZI RITZ L00Y DOT DOPE May Get Dry Post START A. W.
NUGENT THA NOW WHAT 2 I DON'T GIVE A POLICEMAN! FIGHTERS OUT Now CLEAR POME IN I HAVE YOU -TAP Fe, I'LL SLIP YOU A MEAL FOR NOTHING GO AHEAD HOP IN- FELLERS I'LL BE IN LATER Associated Press Photo Hugh M. Alcorn of Connecticut is mentioned for the post of ant United States attorney general In charge of prohibition enforcement to succeed Mrs. Willebrandt. TELLING THE WORLD A By Neal O'Hara THE STATUS OF THE LITERARY MARKET evening. at home.
(You guess whose). A "Where's the eraser?" asked the head of the house. "Oh, it's up on my desk," replied the mistress. "I was correcting my manuscripts this afternoon." "What manuscripts are you on now?" "The fifth instalment of my experiences that summer at Rapid City, N. D.
How far have you got along? "Well, I'm as far as my job as City Councilman for the Cosmopolitan, and I'm getting up a piece on naval disarmament for the Women's Home Journal." "Any other literary orders to be filled?" "Well, that encyclopaedia company is after me for some copy. I suppose I really ought to get busy for them--especially at $1 a word." "I know it. But writing articles for the magazines certainly cuts in on doing one's marketing. I was so rushed this morning revising my article on the sociability of the Cabinet ladies I forgot to order spinach for lunch. when do you suppose the literary demand for us will fall off?" en "Oh, I don't know.
Irvin Cobb and Mrs. Rinehart have been writing for fifteen years. Editors still seem to want their stuff." "Well, Mrs. Rinehart may do it, but I don't see how I can keep on writing articles for fifteen years." "You should have taken more notes when I was Vice President. You had plenty of time and paper then." "But I never realized there's be such a demand after you'd finished your final term." "Who said it was my final term? I may run again-to get more material to keep these articles up." "But don't you suppose Mr.
Hoover will try for re-election in 1932?" "He's foolish if he does. What's the use of putting those magazine editors off for another year when they'll pay $2 a word on the strength of one term? "Maybe the demand for ex-Presidential manuscripts will have fallen off by then." "Not a chance. Why, the surface has hardly been scratched. I know I've already written about eighteen different articles, but I haven't even heard from the Atlantic Monthly, the American Mercury and the MacFadden group yet." "Well, it's different with a woman. I find it hard to keep writing out long instalments.
After all, I was only your wife." "Well, my goodness, look at all Mrs. Willebrandt has written- she was only Assistant Attorney General. I'm telling you, the field has only been scratched. It certainly speaks well for the large possibilities of literature when even the defeated Democratic candidate can write for the magazines at $2 a word," "Has Gov. Smith been getting $2 a word for all he's written in the Saturday Night "Yes, and he's only got as far as his first term as Governor yet.
A bright man, Al Smith." "Do you think Mr. Smith will run again?" "Depends on if he finishes up his Saturday Night Post memoirs by 1923." "I see the papers mention Owen D. Young quite prominently for the next Democratic candidate." "Oh, Owen Young isn't the right type of candidate. After he got defeated he wouldn't have time to write his life story for the magazines; he's so busy running the General Electric Company. What the Democrats need is a candidate that can write 10,000 words of autobiography a day- win, lose or draw,".
