1. 64 Entertaining busier than expressions - ESL Vault
A list of funny busier than expressions in the English language. There are also some short explanations for some of these interesting sayings.
2. Funny Sayings You Have Heard (which can apply to IT) - Water Cooler
Dec 28, 2016 · Here's a few I have compiled over the years: 1.) When extremely busy: I've been busier than a three-legged cat trying to bury a tu*d on a frozen pond.
What are some of the funny sayings you have heard over the years in an IT setting? Here’s a few I have compiled over the years: 1.) When extremely busy: I’ve been busier than a three-legged cat trying to bury a tu*d on a frozen pond. 2.) Describing the actions of a complete dolt: That guy/woman/person couldn’t get sand out of a boot with the directions printed on the heel. 3.) Telling someone to go away: That person needs to go do a deep-knee bend over a tall cactus. 4.) Being amazed/surpri...
3. Heaton: 19 Southern Expressions for This Busy Life - HottyToddy.com
Dec 22, 2015 · Busier than a one-armed paper hanger with jock itch. 9. Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kicking contest. 10. Busy as popcorn on a skillet.
Mr. Blair’s barn was a kid’s dream. It was a rotating museum of things not quite old enough to be valuable, and not quite new enough to be useful. One visit the barn would be filled with old railroad lanterns. Next time, those would be gone and replaced by weather vanes. Those would be replaced […]
4. BS: Busier than a ???? jokes - mudcat.org
Mar 21, 2007 · There are 489361 busier than a whatever jokes, the oldest one probably being "busier than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs".
Click for the 'PermaThread™: List of all joke threads'There are 489361 busier than a whatever jokes, the oldest one probably being
5. More Colorful Texas Sayings Than You Can Shake a Stick At
Common as cornbread, old as dirt, funny as all get-out—homespun expressions link modern Texans to our rural and agricultural past.
Come hell or high water, you’ll want to read our compilation of down-home aphorisms.
6. Southern sayings: This column is fuller'n a tick - Discovering Bulloch
Oct 2, 2020 · Alternatives: Busier than… a brothel on nickel night; a mosquito on a nude beach; a termite in a sawmill; a one-legged man in a butt-kicking ...
We all use them. Whether you know what they’re called or not. I’m talking clichés, idioms, metaphors and similes.
7. Funny sayings/quotes you`ve heard around the campfire over the years
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8. 50 Colorful Southern Sayings Making The Rest Of Us Laugh Out Loud
When Southerners Are Busy ... 33. Busier than a moth in a mitten! 34. I been running' all over hell's half acre. 35. She's busier than a cat covering crap on a ...
They certainly have a way with words.
9. Colloquialisms - lindapages.com
I have heard variations of some these old sayings, and I fear the originals are being lost... ... "busier than a one-legged man in an ass kickin contest". "busier ...
I grew up in the country, on Boggs Run, in Marshall County, West Virginia. My dad, Jack Cunningham, was born and raised there, and he helped me with this project in the year preceding his death on May 7, 2000. The following expressions were used in everyday conversation by my dad, uncles, and grandfathers, and were a part of our culture. While crude, vulgar, and possibly offensive to some, I believe they should somehow be memorialized. I have heard variations of some these old sayings, and I fear the originals are being lost... While these "sayings" are said in all parts of the country, I believe they originated in the populations of the early pioneers... the country people. (Any other facts or theories regarding the origin will be appreciated!) Linda Cunningham Fluharty www.lindapages.com ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* "Wish in one hand and sh*t in the other and see which one gets filled the fastest." "Useless as a pocketful of paper assholes." "Prettier than a blue-nosed mule." "Up & down like a whor*'s drawers" (refers to a nervous person, up & down) "As full of sh*t as a cat is frollicks" "So full of sh*t his eyes are brown" "Doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground" "slicker (or cleaner) than a hound's tooth." "Couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel." About men...."When I was hard I was soft and when I was soft I was hard." "Slipperier than snot...
10. Old Hand Me Down Sayings - THE MT BEAUTY & MURRAY CONNECTION
Busier than a bluearse fly. Busy as a blowy at a Barby Butter wouldn't melt ... Dirty dog. Do your lolly. Doesn't know sh*t from clay. Dogs Breath Dog's ...
A A bit of an odd bod A bit rough round the edges A bit slow on the uptake A bucket load A face that only mothers could love About as funny as a fart in a bottle About as ugly as a hat full of...
11. #cindyism #busierthan #quotes #lifequotes #busyquotes ...
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People ask me all the time, how do you THINK up all of your #Quotes, it’s simple they are based on things I saw, or heard and my crazy imagination LOL……but, OUT of all my #cindyis…
12. Busier Than a One-Armed Paper Hanger and Other Busy Sayings
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Jocelyn in Richmond, Virginia, is curious about the expression busier than a one-armed paper hanger, meaning extremely busy. Perhaps the earliest version
